MARIO KIEFER

The truth they claim to protect When issuing their latest fact check But their checking is wrong As they sing the same song Along those...

People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election. ~ Otto von Bismarck #FavoriteQuotes

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. Because the dog will destroy a new toy within ten...

Everybody lies. #SundayTruth

It’s like Mama always said: If you don’t like the way the tale is told, do your own narrating. #MamaSaid

Are ya’ll still fighting? The election is over. #PetPeeves

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG: Why is everyone making such a fuss? ME:  There was an election last week. DOG:  So you picked a new alpha?...

We went to the polls and votes we did cast. The ballots were measured and totals amassed Though some have despaired The winner declared...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Days are too long and nights are too short! #Outrage

That government is best which governs least. - - Henry David Thoreau (although some attribute it to Thomas Jefferson.) #FavoriteQuotes

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I don’t even know when last I confessed. If felt good until it didn’t. I will now go say five Hail...

So many can hear but do not know how to listen. #SundayTruth

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Nobody told me there was an election coming! #Outrage

“Nevermore.” ~ The Raven #FavoriteQuotes

Why bother? Nobody wants the truth. #SundayTruth

And this is why I drink . . . RIC: Do you know what day it is? ME:  The 20th? RIC: No; well, yeah, but I mean the DAY. ME: Sunday? RIC:...

Politics is like a reality show: filled with faux drama, fake outrage, and a whole lot of pretense that it's unscripted.

It’s like Mama always said: “If you’re gonna preach to the choir get to the Amen.” #MamaSaid

Political ads - regardless of stripe. #PetPeeves

ME: [With apologies to Eddie Murphy and Rick James, in a sing song voice to the tune of that 1985 hit] My dog likes to potty all the time...