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Ding Dong
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. When the doorbell rang, I ran and hid under the bed. I...
mariokiefer
Apr 13, 20251 min read


Binge Watch
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I binge watched a show because the remote was out of reach...
mariokiefer
Apr 6, 20251 min read


Bliss
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. Have you ever looked at someone and thought, “If ignorance...
mariokiefer
Mar 30, 20251 min read


Orange
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I plan to wear orange on St. Patrick’s Day. I will go say...
mariokiefer
Mar 16, 20251 min read


Doing My Part
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a month since my last confession. When I saw a row of EV’s not in use, I unplugged them to...
mariokiefer
Mar 9, 20251 min read


Shhhh!
Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been 1 week since my last confession. I thought to create a website where users might post and...
mariokiefer
Feb 2, 20251 min read


Dinner Time!
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. When I invited a friend for dinner, I had to force him...
mariokiefer
Jan 26, 20251 min read


Surly
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I will not tip a rude and surly server. I will now go...
mariokiefer
Jan 12, 20251 min read


Shocking!
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been a while since my last confession. Sometimes, I make up confessions just to see if I can...
mariokiefer
Jan 6, 20251 min read


Go, Already!
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. I really don’t care where a celebrity moves. I will say...
mariokiefer
Nov 24, 20241 min read


Squeaky
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It’s been one week since my last confession. Because the dog will destroy a new toy within ten...
mariokiefer
Nov 17, 20241 min read


If it feels good . . .
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I don’t even know when last I confessed. If felt good until it didn’t. I will now go say five Hail...
mariokiefer
Nov 10, 20241 min read


Dollars and No Sense
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I went to a Dollar store and asked the cashier why...
mariokiefer
Oct 13, 20241 min read


Calendar
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been two weeks since my last confession. I forgot to change my “Priests of Rome” calendar...
mariokiefer
Oct 6, 20241 min read


Out of Tune
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I stood up and walked out when someone sang out of...
mariokiefer
Sep 22, 20241 min read


Sloth
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been a few weeks since my last confession. How could I have sinned if I have done nothing? I...
mariokiefer
Sep 8, 20241 min read


Retraction
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Because I believed it, I repeated something I saw on...
mariokiefer
Aug 25, 20241 min read


Sinful Treats
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I went to the grocery store and did not buy the dog a...
mariokiefer
Aug 18, 20241 min read


Spam
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been too long since my last confession. I send everything to spam folders. I will now go say...
mariokiefer
Jul 14, 20241 min read


Where's The Beef?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. While the dog was sleeping, I dug up his bone and...
mariokiefer
Jun 9, 20241 min read
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