MARIO KIEFER

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I think there is something wrong with my dryer. It keeps spitting out mismatched socks.  It happened...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Henry Ford first patented a flying car concept in 1910. It’s been over a hundred years. Why am I...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My dog follows me around like a lost puppy! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! When my brother lost ten pounds, he gave them to me! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They put two heels in my loaf of bread. #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Standing in line at the store, the person in front of me paid with cash! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! All these spirits run by the house but none pause to pour! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The posted hours for the restaurant are until 10:00 pm. I was clearly there by 9:58 pm, but they...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The dog licks my plate when I am done, but he doesn’t let me lick his! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! My spirit animal is a platypus. #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! They keep making computer code binary! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The current tax on tea should lead to rebellion! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! With apologies to Three Dog Night, Jeremiah was a bullfrog and he was a good friend of mine, but I...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! The weather is hot in the summer. #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I don’t why. Just because I can be. #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! I am trying to win a soda company’s contest, but no matter how many times I put the cap back on then...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Did you know that children sometimes will eat Cheerios without milk? #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! No matter how much I chase my tail, I never catch it! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! No matter how much I chase my tail, I never catch it! #Outrage

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! With apologies to The Little River Band, Why does the lonesome loser keep on trying? #Outrage