MARIO KIEFER

If you must call me, please text to let me know you are going to call. #PetPeeveThursday

The speed limit is thirty. I am driving thirty-two. Get off my behind. #PetPeeveThursday

If you do not use your turn signal, how do you signal your intention to turn? #PetPeeveThursday

Too much trash, not enough can. #PetPeeveThursday

Thank you for the unsolicited advice. #PetPeeveThursday

Checking your work email in the morning and receiving four “urgent” messages each asking for something “first thing in the morning” from...

You know who you are and what you did. #PetPeeveThursday

People who complain about people who complain about the price of gas. #PetPeeveThursday

Woody Woodpecker. Enough Said. #PetPeeveThursday

RECEIVED TEXT: Hi, this is John Smith and I am a candidate for [insert office here] . . . [Respond “STOP” if you do not wish to the...

You don’t need to drive your child three blocks to school, Karen. My taxes are paying for the school bus - and, I don’t even have kids....

Email is correspondence. It is not meant to be used as chat. #PetPeeveThursday

Driving down the highway on the first sunny day after a storm, but still dodging ice and snow that hits my windshield because the driver...

Ok, seriously! If you are going to make me change my password each and every time that I log-in, why issue passwords? Just send me an...

The light is green. Put down your phone and go. #PetPeeveThursday

So much talk, but nothing being said. #PetPeeveThursday

ME: You must take 2 then add 2, then in order to . . . YOU: Everyone knows that 2 + 2 = 4 ME: That was a comma, not a period....

Your gift card is expired. #PetPeeveThursday

Thank you for shipping that Christmas present in time for New Year’s Day. #PetPeeveThursday

Rushing home because I must sign for the package, but finding it sitting on the stoop. #PetPeeveThursday