MARIO KIEFER

If you must sing the song at the top of your lungs at least know the words. #PetPeeveThursday

There is a special place in hell reserved for the one who invented the phone tree. #PetPeeveThursday

“Shop local,” they say. But every time I go into the store, they tell me it’s “out of stock” and I must order it online. #PetPeeveThursday

I hate it when airlines say “pack your patience.” How am I supposed to get to it in the cargo hold? #PetPeeveThursday