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See and Hear No Evil
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Because my neighbor is a gossip, when I sent her...
mariokiefer
Sep 25, 20221 min read


Squirrel!
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. There are signs in my neighborhood that read “Slow...
mariokiefer
Sep 18, 20221 min read


Computer Programming
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. One would think that my neighbor would stop asking me...
mariokiefer
Sep 11, 20221 min read


Card Games
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I built a house of cards just to watch it fall. I...
mariokiefer
Sep 4, 20221 min read
Following Directions
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I took someone’s “Come and Take It!” flag. In my...
mariokiefer
Aug 28, 20221 min read


Child's Plate
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. While dining at a new restaurant, I asked the...
mariokiefer
Aug 21, 20221 min read


Chewy
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I was tired of playing so I hid the dog’s chew toy...
mariokiefer
Aug 14, 20221 min read


Slaughterhouse
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. A friend asked me to drop her off at the market. She...
mariokiefer
Aug 7, 20221 min read


Somebody's Watching
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. While watching a friend’s house, I placed a...
mariokiefer
Jul 31, 20221 min read


Naked & Afraid
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. My nosy neighbor complained that her children could...
mariokiefer
Jul 24, 20221 min read


Empty Handed
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I bought a cake for a friend’s birthday party, but it...
mariokiefer
Jul 17, 20221 min read


Pole Dancing
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. After gluing fake $20 bills to a g-string, I dressed...
mariokiefer
Jul 10, 20221 min read


Riled Up
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. While hanging at the pool instead of playing music, I...
mariokiefer
Jul 3, 20221 min read


Daisy Dukes
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I still wear Daisy Dukes to the mall. I will now go...
mariokiefer
Jun 26, 20221 min read


Call Me
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Sometimes, I will call friends from a blocked number...
mariokiefer
Jun 19, 20221 min read


Singing
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I once sang along to a Maroon 5 song. I will now go...
mariokiefer
Jun 12, 20221 min read


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Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. When I replied to a friend’s text, I sent a gif of a...
mariokiefer
Jun 5, 20221 min read


Straight Answers
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Someone asked me to explain LGBTQIA to him. I...
mariokiefer
May 29, 20221 min read


XXX
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I hired a friend’s ex-girlfriend to be the stripper...
mariokiefer
May 22, 20221 min read


Flummoxed
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I purchased something and the bill came to for...
mariokiefer
May 15, 20221 min read
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