MARIO KIEFER

Lady Greta proclaims we have sinned And our world’s climate so quickly has thinned. “Don’t use fossil fuel Because its affects may be...

Once Amtrak I thought I would take Cross country my travels to make But trains do derail And continue to fail And we must hide the cause...

The Lady-in-Waiting will project The way that things intersect When math is applied Where politics collide A Venn diagram she hopes will...

The Emperor must ban the gas range “Our systems,” he says, “we must change.” While our opponents’ aggression Continue to threaten His...

I know this card may seem asinine, And accept that you might feel disinclined, But know from the start, You’ve stolen my heart, So now...

His supporters remain unconvinced That the laptop belongs to the Prince Though its authenticity is given Those fans remain driven To deny...

A man once famously spoke Of his dream to throw off the yoke But the dream faded away In the light of the day Once the people he told...

Some will never be satisfied In the treatment of documents classified Whether it’s right or it’s wrong It’s what side that you are one...

It’s so very hard to make change And the things that we choose are so strange But to prove that we care Even with naught to compare We...

We don’t teach our children to pray, Because we want them to find their own way. From our behavior they learn, To scorch earth when they...

For the Emperor’s vision to be well-equipped The people’s voice must surely be stripped The Emperor turns a deaf ear His intent is quite...

Christmas has come and it’s gone, And while we wait for the New Year to dawn Most will rejoice But others still voice Good tidings they...

The Woke run around in their flocks, Looking for those they can block, Then to others beseech “Don’t muzzle our speech” Ours is our sole...

“You’re not being very inclusive,” Some say, “You’re being obtrusive.” ’Tis the season, explain Yet some still complain Only fools think...

The words you speak cause offense, So our outrage now we’ll dispense, While sticks and stones May break our bones It’s from your words we...

There are those who will not give thanks, Despite all in their live that is swank. They’d rather complain And show their disdain Too much...

Elections are only a token With promises perpetually broken You can’t take their word When yours are unheard Into the wind the people...

Each party now gives its own pitch On who they think should be made rich The left or the right The middle despite will open their wallets...

Fifty states in the union, no more. And 51 senators are needed to score. For those things he promotes The Emperor needs eight more votes...

No matter how much the Emperor denies Crime continues to rise If you lock down the guard And give the criminal the yard He’ll go out in...