MARIO KIEFER

DAWG: I smell eggs. Gimme! ME: You already had your breakfast. This is mine. DAWG: I smell potatoes. Gimme! ME: You already had your...

[Me walking to front door] DAWG: Where you going? Where you going? Where you going? ME: I'll be right back. DAWG: Can I come? Please? Let...

DAWG: Wake up! ME: I'm getting up. DAWG: Hurry. Let me out. ME: I'm getting up. DAWG: What's taking so long? ME: I'm getting up. DAWG:...

DAWG: Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. ME: Fine. I’m awake. DAWG: Let me out. Let me out. ME: Hold on. I gotta pee first. DAWG:...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I was tired of playing so I hid the dog’s chew toy...