MARIO KIEFER

DAWG: Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. ME: Fine. I’m awake. DAWG: Let me out. Let me out. ME: Hold on. I gotta pee first. DAWG:...

Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. I was tired of playing so I hid the dog’s chew toy...