MARIO KIEFER

Really, most of our problems are not so complex that they cannot be easily remedied. For example: If you think it’s unfair that because...

A.I. is now all the rage And our minds we’ll soon disengage. Remove all your thought And you’ll not be distraugt Until we are all in our...

The Emperor will often profess He’s done nothing at all to confess “We’ve done nothing wrong. But to keep freedom strong, It’s your...

Democracy we know is at stake So his enemies the Emperor must break All in due time He’ll charge him the crime Does it matter if the...

The Emperor’s Court need not explain Their actions to the people mundane. They will do as they will To the people until The last days of...

“We’re transparent,” the Emperor objects When the facts some finally do check And no admission he’s wrong His friends go along And...

Once Amtrak I thought I would take Cross country my travels to make But trains do derail And continue to fail And we must hide the cause...

The Lady-in-Waiting will project The way that things intersect When math is applied Where politics collide A Venn diagram she hopes will...

The Emperor must ban the gas range “Our systems,” he says, “we must change.” While our opponents’ aggression Continue to threaten His...

His supporters remain unconvinced That the laptop belongs to the Prince Though its authenticity is given Those fans remain driven To deny...

A man once famously spoke Of his dream to throw off the yoke But the dream faded away In the light of the day Once the people he told...

Some will never be satisfied In the treatment of documents classified Whether it’s right or it’s wrong It’s what side that you are one...

She went to cook on her electric range. It's all about the power, isn't it? #TwoSentenceHorrorStory

It’s so very hard to make change And the things that we choose are so strange But to prove that we care Even with naught to compare We...

For the Emperor’s vision to be well-equipped The people’s voice must surely be stripped The Emperor turns a deaf ear His intent is quite...

Christmas has come and it’s gone, And while we wait for the New Year to dawn Most will rejoice But others still voice Good tidings they...

“You’re not being very inclusive,” Some say, “You’re being obtrusive.” ’Tis the season, explain Yet some still complain Only fools think...

The words you speak cause offense, So our outrage now we’ll dispense, While sticks and stones May break our bones It’s from your words we...

Elections are only a token With promises perpetually broken You can’t take their word When yours are unheard Into the wind the people...

The election is over. The election has begun. #TwoSentenceHorrorStory