MARIO KIEFER

Tourists. #PetPeeves

We must protect our democracy From the whims of aristocracy A more intelligent choice On you we will foist And none will see our...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Someone laughed at a joke! #Outrage

Tailgate me all you like, but it won’t make the slower cars in front of me move any faster. #SundayTruth

I grow so weary of the complaints of the 99%. The 1% have problems too. I went to the grocery store and needed a recovery nap on the...

It’s like Mama always said: Solutions never begin in violence. #MamaSaid

Why put “tearable” seals over the zip lock if I am going to need scissors to open it anyway? #PetPeeves

It’s a Dog’s Life . . . DOG:  Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark! Bark!...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! Police tried to stop me from by burning a building! #Outrage

With passion we are deeply stirred To protest those things we’ve observed But in violence engaged No minds can be changed And our...

“You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you’re going to go to bed with satisfaction.” ~George Lorimer #FavoriteQuotes

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a 1 week since my last confession. I gave a friend the key to my place but not the code for...

It’s make your daddy grill day! #SundayTruth

By night, Love, tie your heart to mine, and the two together in their sleep will defeat the darkness ~ Pablo Neruda #FavoriteQuotes

Forgive me Father, I have sinned. It’s been a 1 week since my last confession. I stopped resisting the urge to tell people, “I thought...

“Some Assembly Required” is just a warning that you are about to have a fight with your spouse. #SundayTruth

We woke word hard to defeat, Intolerance borne on conceit So that all are connected, And different paths are respected Our signs show...

I am outraged! Absolutely outraged! It’s June already? #Outrage

“Humanity, you never had it to begin with.” ~ Charles Bukowski #FavoriteQuotes

If there are more than 4 people at the gathering, it’s a party. #SundayTruth